Ok parents, listen up: Don't give your kids a lot of money while they go to college. They just spend it getting high...yes, your little angel is a druggie behind your back.
Last night some well dressed druggies (obvious college brats) were dumb enough to decide to do their crack next to the Jeep. Anyone who knows my Jeep knows it gets really noisy if you get near it. And if it was your drugged out little angel that was setting the Jeep off...your kid is a dumb ass and you're wasting your money educating him/her.
